3-D

When I was just a kid, A scary film I went to see Was the terrifying “13 Ghosts,” Presented in 3-D. We watched with cardboard glasses, One side blue and one side red; If you didn’t want to see the ghosts, You left them off instead. Today I saw a 3-D film; The glasses, though, were plastic. I wish that I could tell you That the 3-D was fantastic. But sadly, that was not the case – I found it quite distracting; Effects to add some interest Felt to me more like subtracting. What really ticked me off, though, Was the cost of each admission; An extra 4 bucks added To the price, without permission. You didn’t have a choice And once inside, the glasses stayed; If you removed them, all was blurred, Despite the price you paid. Today I learned a lesson On the value of 3-D – That corny old technology Was good enough for me!