2016 Campaign Platform
Insufficient Containerization
(My Campaign Platform for 2016)
Litter is out of control in these here United States
An un-Godly blight on the landscape, home of the free
This is a disgrace and shame on this fine country
What do other nations think?
Why; they think we are a bunch of heathen pigs
I will not promise a chicken in every pot
Or a VW in every garage to drive
We suffer from insufficient containerization
A criminal crime of the dirtiest kind
As your next president in two thousand sixteen
I vow to clean up this catastrophe with containers
There will be a trash receptacle in every school
Every business and home and on the moon
Trash cans will be strapped on the backs of all citizens
Visitors will wear plastic bags as their only apparel
Wars and all other matters will have to wait
Let’s clean up the world before it’s too late
Insufficient containerization must stop today
Vote for me in two thousand sixteen
Trash cans are your salvation
And I am the only solution
Copyright © Earl Schumacker | Year Posted 2015
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