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149,650, a Big Number Eh

That's the number of toidy visits I've made in my 82 years In my final years that number will increase dramatically I fear Been averaging 5 visits a day Gonna double that I'd say Might install a port-a-potty on my chair to save wear and tear!

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Date: 1/7/2018 7:45:00 AM
Hahaha Jack!! I bet no one ... NO ONE EVER thinks about that number!!! You are one of a kind my Canadian friend ... eh? :)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/7/2018 8:00:00 AM
Hey! It's my job to educate! LOL They have asked me if they could do research on my braino... I'm considering it!!! LOL xxx
Date: 1/6/2018 9:51:00 AM
Haha... that is a big number and never too late to invent that...
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/7/2018 7:14:00 AM
Took a mathematical ?genius to figure that out... need I say more???
Date: 1/6/2018 8:21:00 AM
The things you come up with while I'm sleeping!//Some statistics aren't worth keeping//But it's good to know//you were able to "go"//Otherwise you'd be weeping. GOOD MORNING JACKSON!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/7/2018 7:10:00 AM
Uh! What day is this???? GOOD NEXT MORNING JJ!!!
Date: 1/6/2018 7:45:00 AM
I'd say who's counting... but you are! Good morning dear Jack, hugs from the East <3
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Date: 1/7/2018 7:09:00 AM
Sorry... a day late and a dollar short (of something)!!! Good morning sweet Mo! xxx

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