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I Have a Cat

I Have A Cat

     I Have a cat
     That's far too fat
     And one that's far to lean.
     I think I'll buy another
     Somewhere in between.

     I have a cat that's far to long
     And one that's far too short.
     But the shorter cat is longer
     Than another cat I bought.

      Barry Stebbings
       05/26/2018

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Date: 8/30/2018 1:23:00 PM
Hahahaha! I love it! How many do you have now? Or maybe you should try a cow. (sorry, how could I resist??)
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Barry Stebbings
Date: 8/30/2018 1:39:00 PM
Ha, ha. Sadly none at the moment. Thank you for your comments. // Barry
Date: 7/5/2018 1:46:00 PM
Very cute!
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Barry Stebbings
Date: 7/7/2018 4:43:00 AM
Thank you, Kim. // Barry
Date: 6/29/2018 8:03:00 AM
Nice verse Barry. Much enjoyed! I did a limerick on a cat "Victim of the Dam" you may like it...checked out some of your work...great stuff my friend...all the best...Charlie
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Barry Stebbings
Date: 7/1/2018 7:05:00 AM
Thank you very much Charles, pleased you enjoyed it. // Barry
Date: 6/27/2018 11:41:00 PM
G'day Barry … what's the cat actually look like now Barry. A great verse that has me grinning - Lindsay
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Barry Stebbings
Date: 6/28/2018 8:13:00 AM
Ha, ha, thank you, Lindsay, pleased it made you grin. // Barry
Date: 6/26/2018 9:37:00 PM
Great cat rap!!
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Barry Stebbings
Date: 6/27/2018 4:45:00 PM
Thank you, L.M. // Barry
Date: 6/26/2018 2:46:00 PM
I love short and to the point poems. This one is also cute and made me smile. Beverly
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