I Have a Cat

I Have A Cat

     I Have a cat
     That's far too fat
     And one that's far to lean.
     I think I'll buy another
     Somewhere in between.

     I have a cat that's far to long
     And one that's far too short.
     But the shorter cat is longer
     Than another cat I bought.

      Barry Stebbings
       05/26/2018
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Bush Avatar
August 30, 2018 at 1:23 PM
Hahahaha! I love it! How many do you have now? Or maybe you should try a cow. (sorry, how could I resist??)
Stebbings Avatar
August 30, 2018 at 1:39 PM
Ha, ha. Sadly none at the moment. Thank you for your comments. // Barry
Rodrigues Avatar
July 5, 2018 at 1:46 PM
Very cute!
Stebbings Avatar
July 7, 2018 at 4:43 AM
Thank you, Kim. // Barry
Messina Avatar
June 29, 2018 at 8:03 AM
Nice verse Barry. Much enjoyed! I did a limerick on a cat "Victim of the Dam" you may like it...checked out some of your work...great stuff my friend...all the best...Charlie
Stebbings Avatar
July 1, 2018 at 7:05 AM
Thank you very much Charles, pleased you enjoyed it. // Barry
Laurie Avatar
June 27, 2018 at 11:41 PM
G'day Barry … what's the cat actually look like now Barry. A great verse that has me grinning - Lindsay
Stebbings Avatar
June 28, 2018 at 8:13 AM
Ha, ha, thank you, Lindsay, pleased it made you grin. // Barry
Man Avatar
June 26, 2018 at 9:37 PM
Great cat rap!!
Stebbings Avatar
June 27, 2018 at 4:45 PM
Thank you, L.M. // Barry
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June 26, 2018 at 2:46 PM
I love short and to the point poems. This one is also cute and made me smile. Beverly
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