Microplastic Brain

I awaken to Alexa playing some AI version of an old Beatles song. Seems to me the new version is even better than the original. Instinctively, I grab my IPhone to check my messages, scan the latest news and comment on a few of my fave poets' latest posts. My smart coffee maker alerts me that my morning fuel is ready. Ahhh, the day always feels more alive after the first sip. Next, I turn on the telly and catch the weather forecast for today. Ugh! Seventy-five and sunny. Springtime came way to fast. Those annoying robins out back keep making a racket, reminding me it's time to mow the grass, tend my garden, wash the windows. No thanks. Too much like work. Think I'll go the the mall instead, do some window shopping, stop at the 7 Eleven on the way back and grab myself some Busch beer. That's the good stuff, yessir. As usual they'll ask me if I want paper or plastic. Like I'd ever choose paper, duh! Me and Mr. Busch will then spend the rest of the day binging on old Baywatch reruns. Gotta keep the brain stimulated. After a delicious Swanson frozen dinner I'll spend the rest of the evening on social media. Heck, I might even write a poem before retiring. Lastly, I'll ask Alexa to crank up my Calm app so I can fall asleep. I got way too much on my mind of late. Fosho.

life in slow motion
too much plastic to the head
wake me on Tuesday
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Date: 6/20/2025 2:36:00 PM
loved it, Tom. Loved your reference to the 'calm app.' Clever and witty, yellow rose
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Tom Woody
Date: 6/20/2025 3:02:00 PM
Glad you enjoyed this quirky write
Date: 6/6/2025 10:41:00 PM
Cleverly written Tom, so very true.
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Tom Woody
Date: 6/7/2025 5:39:00 AM
Thx. Much
Date: 5/30/2025 10:42:00 PM
Yes i emphasise...
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Tom Woody
Date: 5/31/2025 3:18:00 AM
Empathize? Thx Joe
Date: 5/5/2025 8:54:00 PM
You can't possibly like winter better Tom. This was too funny and yes the robins are the first ones to wake up. Here around 5 am There is so much plastic everywhere, every day, maybe someday we will all be plastic. I just threw out 4 cutting boards because when I use them, tiny bits of plastic go into my food. I bet there are people really like this really like this. Talented you are sir.
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Tom Woody
Date: 5/6/2025 5:37:00 AM
Muchos gracias Marikate
Date: 4/24/2025 6:58:00 AM
Hi Tom, this is cleverly and imaginatively written. According to some in the know, many of us may have the equivalent of four bottle caps of microplastics in our brains. Animals have this too, it's horrifying. This is a FAV for me. Keep fighting the good fight. Shalom ~
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Tom Woody
Date: 4/24/2025 7:08:00 AM
It's frightening to consider. Thx so much
Date: 4/20/2025 1:54:00 AM
Loving the satire. :) Dr Google tells me that Microplastics can accumulate in the brain and may have detrimental effects, including potential neurological damage, inflammation, and changes in neurotransmitter levels. Well, I can tell you here and now that they have never affected me. Oh, and by the way Baywatch with it’s great casting and five star scripts just happens to be one of the most thought provoking, life enhancing, hilariously bold and gripping pieces of every day real life ever shown on tv. Cheers - Gary
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Tom Woody
Date: 4/20/2025 4:45:00 AM
David and Pam would agree! Thx Gary
Date: 4/19/2025 8:07:00 AM
Dear Tom, I adore the clever, tongue in cheek tone of your poetic social commentary. You had me giggling at "binging on old Baywatch reruns" - yah, "brain stim" lol! Plastics and tech have taken over the world fosho! :) I enjoyed the insightful, serious humor of your creative haibun. Warmest wishes my poet friend.. ~Suze
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Tom Woody
Date: 4/19/2025 9:18:00 AM
Thx for visiting my little (attempt) at humor
Date: 4/17/2025 5:58:00 AM
waken by Alexa to Beatles song..sounds good to me. Great poem Tom but all that mental stimulation would wear me out if my day was like that. l recommend my day of 'slow living'. Switch everything off except cd player, buy a garden swing , sit in sun with a beer, listening to Kinks 'sunny afternoon' . Good Old song lyric's.. cant beat them.
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Tom Woody
Date: 4/17/2025 6:00:00 AM
You knew this fellow had a problem as soon as he said Baywatch reruns stimulate his brain lol
Date: 4/16/2025 8:03:00 PM
But who's gonna do the windows? Very enjoyable. I feel better about my own life somehow.. Blessings S:) x
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Tom Woody
Date: 4/17/2025 5:10:00 AM
Me too Sam. Thx
Date: 4/16/2025 3:51:00 PM
LOL Tom. Too much technology. Maybe the robins will wake you Tuesday AM. Nice Haibun
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Tom Woody
Date: 4/16/2025 4:12:00 PM
Or the blasted crows. Thx Ollie
Date: 4/16/2025 3:02:00 PM
haha, dang those annoying robins!
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Tom Woody
Date: 4/16/2025 3:11:00 PM
Nature. Meh
Date: 4/16/2025 8:29:00 AM
Great one Tom! Nice, light and lackadaisical… always, Laura
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Tom Woody
Date: 4/16/2025 9:56:00 AM
Much thx
Date: 4/16/2025 8:28:00 AM
What a lovely poem, Tomy; it captures the conflict between contemporary comfort and the longing for a simpler, more significant life. It expresses the emotion of being engulfed by technology and consumerism while longing for a calmer pace. The theme also focuses on a current individual's daily routine, which is strongly reliant on technology and commercial things, showing both ease and sadness with modern living. The poem contrasts routine duties with a pervasive sensation of mental tiredness.  I especially enjoy your diction, which is informal, conversational, and laced with current slang, resulting in an approachable tone. Words like "yessir," "duh," and "fosho" add to the casual and natural tone.
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Tom Woody
Date: 4/16/2025 9:57:00 AM
It's really just a bit of silly satire but thx so much for review
Date: 4/16/2025 6:04:00 AM
what a life cycle lives revolves on ,best creativity, makes me see daily routine as funny at some point
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Tom Woody
Date: 4/16/2025 6:08:00 AM
Especially for lazy tech-heads. Thx for stopping
Date: 4/15/2025 7:24:00 PM
I love your humor! The portrayal of an average life in poetry almost seems refreshing! xxx
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Tom Woody
Date: 4/16/2025 5:30:00 AM
Hey thx much Reya
Date: 4/15/2025 5:50:00 AM
Interesting and full of nuance . Great writing! Xo
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Tom Woody
Date: 4/15/2025 5:53:00 AM
It was meant to be humorous ;)
Date: 4/14/2025 1:40:00 PM
Waoh amazing ??
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Tom Woody
Date: 4/14/2025 3:38:00 PM
Whoa back! Thx
Date: 4/14/2025 5:04:00 AM
This actually must be relatable for many, I admire you for your creativity to write this mundane routine in a not so boring way Tom.
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Tom Woody
Date: 4/14/2025 5:06:00 AM
Just a silly fun write. Some of my recent more serious, mysterious
Date: 4/12/2025 11:12:00 PM
That's great humor. Pity about the robins though. I love their chatter. It's those darn pigeons that make me sick apart from messing my pavement.
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Tom Woody
Date: 4/13/2025 4:49:00 AM
Ha! Thx Vic
Date: 4/11/2025 4:56:00 AM
Enjoyed reading Tommy gave me a laugh. Love your creative mind...Thanks for sharing...
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Tom Woody
Date: 4/11/2025 5:35:00 AM
Yessir and thx
Date: 4/11/2025 4:04:00 AM
Hi Tommy, I missed this one. This gave me a good chuckle—peak modern-day poetry with a side of sass and Swanson! Loved the smooth mix of AI Beatles, reluctant adulting, and poetic procrastination. “Me and Mr. Busch” might be my new favorite duo. And that last haiku? Gold. Totally felt the “too much plastic to the head.” Brilliantly tongue-in-cheek. Fosho...Hugs
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Tom Woody
Date: 4/11/2025 5:36:00 AM
Gotta let the humor out on occasion. Have a nice weekend Maria
Date: 4/10/2025 11:50:00 PM
A humorous look at modern life.
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Tom Woody
Date: 4/11/2025 5:36:00 AM
We try, we try
Date: 4/10/2025 11:08:00 PM
Hi Tom, enjoyed your rigorous routine. Life is tuned in such a way that we multitask and we have no time left to idle away. The modern technological gadgets assist us. However there is no time to feel bored. As always, a great Haibun!
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Tom Woody
Date: 4/11/2025 5:36:00 AM
Haha. Micro man's routine, not mine
Date: 4/10/2025 2:21:00 PM
a witty way to poke at life's busyness...i still cringe at the thought of having a robot stay at home ...grreat hsibun becomes you, tom!
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Tom Woody
Date: 4/10/2025 2:27:00 PM
If the robot can fix my lunch I'm in
Date: 4/9/2025 2:54:00 PM
Hey there Tom, who needs robins when you’ve got Baywatch reruns and the steady comfort of Mr. Busch, right? Your haibun ties it all up perfectly—a clever irony that makes it linger in the mind...BTW, I love Beatle Music like Tuesday dreams.
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Tom Woody
Date: 4/9/2025 3:02:00 PM
"Hey Mickey what a pity you don't understand, you take me by the heart when you take me by the hand." Yessir thank you sir
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