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Billionaires must fondle him to have their needs addressed. They know what he wants!

He can take good care of them.  

As news comes out about how the very rich buy access, billions flow into the Don's family coffers.

Igor needs a bigger lab XII

In bed Don loves wearing his gold
Where billionaire's come to the fold  
They need not hold loins
But just buy Trump coins
While we work till we're dead and old

Trump’s deals concern what he can break
It’s how this Don hauls in his take
The rich on him spend
As they must depend
On what they’ve kissed his ass to make

His son’s payoff struck them as bad
Republicans hate Hunter’s dad
But they won’t ascribe
Meme coins as a bribe
And part of Trump’s theft launching pad

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Ink Empress Date: 5/10/2025 8:54:00 AM Lolol dear duke this is hilarious especially the opening line! Hahah i can imagine him wearing gold! But he did something good today! He ensured india and pakistan agreed to a ceasefire! Which is a relief as i have friends in both the countries and also it is worrisome as neighbours of theirs! Sometimes these narcissistic leaders can do good things too huh hah! Thats what i thought! Hope you are doing well! Your limericks are fun and made me smile! Sending you light always Login to Reply Duke Beaufort Date: 5/10/2025 9:10:00 AM IE, we’re all glad those neighbors have stopped fighting. We lament that some innocent people were killed. This is very dangerous and we all welcome our president’s role in mediating. Hopefully, more will be done to find a path to long-term peace. Glad you are well!

Robert Gorelick Date: 5/8/2025 12:04:00 PM He's surely the dark side of the American dream--Ayn Rand's money as God greed carried out to it's logical conclusion--Don Trump, AL Capone--An intriguing part of our culture. Always amused and impressed by your bold audacity. Login to Reply Duke Beaufort Date: 5/9/2025 12:28:00 PM Thanks Robert. Greed and power are definitely at play today. With electronic accounts, there's no limit to accumulation. At least a treasure chest could only hold a limited amount. Since we allow unlimited contributions to PACs, I'm thinking perhaps we should limit how much any one person can have. Why does a person needs more than a billion or so? As you say, we have some wannabe gods who desire to control the whole world with their own vision, and that truly worries me. We should be trying to exist with a small footprint and trying to coexist with nature and each other. Let things work over the long term Smiles!

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 5/8/2025 11:04:00 AM - Hush money ... between the silk sheets ... a butt-licker ... no news surprises anymore, Duke :) - hugs Login to Reply Duke Beaufort Date: 5/9/2025 11:46:00 AM Anne-Lise, no surprises at all. He is placing himself at the center of all so that he can watch people squirm and enriched himself though extortion using the power of the federal government. There's nothing stopping him this moment and it will take some kind of debacle (unfortunately for the rest of us who live on Earth). No wonder Elon is so anxious to get to Mars. Hope you are well. Smiles!!!!

Sotto Poet Date: 5/7/2025 8:01:00 AM Duke, this is a fantastic Limerick poem. It attacks DT's financial activities and ethical ramifications, particularly regarding money, power, and corruption. It implies that the wealthy and powerful are prepared to disregard moral concerns in pursuing financial gain, while people who work hard are left behind. The poem explores issues of greed, corruption, the political environment in the United States, and the social consequences of income imbalance. Your word choice in the poem is colloquial and sardonic, with lines such as "purchase Trump coins" and "kissed his ass" conveying disgust and sarcasm. The casual tone implies a judgment of all the rich supporters, highlighting their moral flaws. Login to Reply Duke Beaufort Date: 5/7/2025 5:54:00 PM SP, many thanks and you get it completely. It's simply all about him. He will use his position to acquire as much wealth as quickly as possible with no thought for the future of our fragile planet. He is really not the man for our time. Hope you are well, sir and sending you smiles!!

I Am Anaya Date: 5/7/2025 7:10:00 AM What deals? He has shown us zero, zilch. No more words stumble through, he's seems finished, "I don't know, I don't know " he has succumbed to. This has only embarrassed America. Soon the billionaire will have him on a leash, maybe we'll see the tears of a clown, soon. Great job on the lims keeping us informed on the daily news of the narci. Thank U, Duke! Login to Reply Duke Beaufort Date: 5/7/2025 4:55:00 PM Hi Anaya, the important deals for him are the deals where he can extort some money from the other side. Corporate American has been visiting and giving him plenty in order to be spared at least for the moment. The "monster mobster" is so awful, I'm sure I won't be able to stop writing about it. Hope you are well and smiles!!

Lin Lane Date: 5/7/2025 12:13:00 AM Duke, I am so disgusted with Trump this and Trump that. His poll numbers are up, now they're down... tariffs on - tariffs off. He says he can do whatever he damn well wants... That self-made king needs dethroning. Login to Reply Duke Beaufort Date: 5/7/2025 4:49:00 PM Lin, at some point enough people will have had enough. As it is all this uncertainty has made it difficult for business people to plan for the future. I sure hope it all works out for everyone one, though I have serious doubts. Funny how the people who were criticizing Hunter Biden are not saying a word about the Trumps using their position to rake in hundreds of millions and some billions of dollars. I can't believe we have so many hypocrites. I could criticize and have criticized many democrats when I didn't agree with positions taken or bad behavior. We're not seeing any leader with courage to stand up to the narcissist. Take care and smiles!!

Tom Cunningham Date: 5/6/2025 8:20:00 PM I don't think there's a lab big enough to house his narcissistic ego lol. Tom Login to Reply Duke Beaufort Date: 5/7/2025 4:39:00 PM Tom, no lab exists and no treatment exists to fix the "monster." I'm with you completely. Sad to watch and it just seems to get worse. The only thing that might stop him unfortunately is if the economy crashes. Pretty grim option.