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I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad a turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastromi,.Some one needs to tell the turkey, man, just be yourself.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Mitch Hedberg |

Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother's tasted better the day before.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Rita Rudner |

Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before.

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Member Quotes About Turkeys

"Thanksgiving Day, everyone running about like turkeys. I am staying put, eating beef."

Go to Quote / Comment | Caren Krutsinger |