In Germany, Gunther Burpus remained wedged in his front-door cat flap for two days because passers-by thought he was a piece of installation art. Mr Burpus, 41, of Bremen, was using the flap because he had mislaid his keys. Unfortunately he was spotted by a group of student pranksters who removed his trousers and pants, painted his bottom bright blue, stuck a daffodil between his buttocks and erected a sign saying 'Germany Resurgent, an Essay in Street Art. Please give Generously'. Passers-by assumed Mr Burpus' screams were part of the act and it was only when an old woman complained to the police that he was finally freed. 'I kept calling for help,' he said, 'but people just said 'Very good! Very clever!' and threw coins at me.'
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You should never have your best trousers on when you turn out to fight for freedom and truth.
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A man should never put on his best trousers when he goes out to battle for freedom and truth.
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Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth.
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One should never put on one's best trousers to go out to battle for freedom and truth.
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Eating's going to be a whole new ball game. I may even have to buy a new pair of trousers.
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You should never have your best trousers on when you go out to fight for freedom and truth.
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They were offered the opportunity to examine the contents of Michael Atherton’s trousers but declined.
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Drop your trousers here for best results.
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With the nippers to wheel round the houses And the hall to paint in his old trousers...
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