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There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves the hide.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Mortimer Caplin |

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist -- the taxidermist leaves the hide.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Mortimer Caplan |

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Mark Twain |

Member Quotes About Taxidermist

On his mantle sagged his lifetime work of poems, dead to the world, that a would-be taxidermist painstaking would have a hard time shaping and bringing his stuff back to life.

Go to Quote / Comment | Connie Pachecho |