The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
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Buckfield, Maine, has a rather unusual law regarding cab drivers and sex. The legislation declares that no taxi driver 'will be allowed' to charge a fare to any passenger who give him 'sexual favors' in return for a ride home from a nightclub or other 'establishment which serves alcoholic beverages,' or any 'place of business' selling liquor. [Well I think we all know what folks do when they're a little short of cash and far from home afterhours in Buckfield.]
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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ORIGINALITY is unexplored territory. You get there by carrying a canoe -- you can't take a taxi.
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Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.
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herself a vegetarian because of Danny DeVito's example, star of Taxi, asked by Larry King.. 'Is that true... that Danny DeVito won't harm cockroaches on the set of Taxi?' replied 'No Larry and he doesn't eat them either'.
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Before they're plumbers or writers or taxi drivers or unemployed or journalists, before everything else, men are men. Whether heterosexual or homosexual. The only difference is that some of them remind you of it as soon as you meet them, and others wait for a little while.
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The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel.
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