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Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater that had an extra arm.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Pamela Ribon |

If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and cannot catch your eye, she's wearing your best sweater.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Pam Brown |

Dramatic art in her opinion is knowing how to fill a sweater.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Bette Davis (about Jayne Mansfield) |

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Fran Lebowitz |

She gave me more than just a sweater vest that night. She gave me all this. Nothing. She gave me nothing. That's what I need. No phone book, no Game Boy, no pasta maker, TV Guide. Nowhere to go, nothing to do.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Andrew Schneider |

Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Ambrose Bierce |

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Anonymous |