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Quote Left Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications. Quote Right
Quote Left Twenty-four-hour room service generally refers to the length of time that it takes for the club sandwich to arrive. This is indeed disheartening, particularly when you Quote Right
Quote Left Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage of the word. Should one of you boys happen upon a girl who doesn't put out, do not jump to the conclusion that you have found a lady. What you have probably found is a lesbian. Quote Right
Quote Left Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Quote Right
Quote Left No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. Quote Right
Quote Left If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words. Quote Right
Quote Left Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your child discovers that the letters of the alphabet do not leap up out of books and dance around with royal-blue chickens. Quote Right
Quote Left Money...buys privacy, silence. The less money you have, the noisier it is; the thinner your walls, the closer your neighbors.... The first thing you notice when you step into the house or apartment of a rich person is how quiet it is. Quote Right
Quote Left Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. Quote Right
Quote Left Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. Quote Right
Quote Left Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add. Quote Right
Quote Left Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. Quote Right
Quote Left If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail. Quote Right
Quote Left I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or or not. Quote Right
Quote Left Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you Quote Right
Quote Left The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true beauty of one's soul shine through. If there are places on your body where this is a possibility, you are not attractive-you are leaking. Quote Right
Quote Left Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable. Quote Right
Quote Left The controversial overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive. Quote Right
Quote Left I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota. Quote Right
Quote Left Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching. Quote Right
Quote Left Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable Quote Right
Quote Left Andy Warhol made fame more famous Quote Right
Quote Left Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. Quote Right
Quote Left Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. Quote Right
Quote Left All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable. Quote Right
Quote Left Humility is no substitute for a good personality Quote Right
Quote Left Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. Quote Right
Quote Left I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere. Quote Right
Quote Left I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. Quote Right
Quote Left Humility is no substitute for a good personality. Quote Right
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