Sex is like math: add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply.

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I never add up. I only subtract from the total dying... . . . It is not the magnitude of our actions but the amount of love that is put into them that matters.

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Deuteronomy 4:2:
Do not add to what I command you and do not subtract from it, but keep the commands of the LORD your God that I give you.
(NIV)
You shall not add to the word which I command you, neither shall you diminish it, that you may keep the commandments of the Lord your God which I command you.
(AMP)
Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
(KJV)

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Will your child learn to multiply before she learns to subtract

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If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract -- teach him to deduct.

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