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Quote Left The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you. Quote Right
Quote Left Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other days of the year put together. This proves, by the numbers left in stock, that one Fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so. Quote Right
Quote Left Be able to analyze statistics, which can be used to support or undercut almost any argument. Quote Right
Quote Left The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. Quote Right
Quote Left Because the regime is captive to its own lies, it must falsify everything. It falsifies the past. It falsifies the present, and it falsifies the future. It falsifies statistics. It pretends not to possess an omnipotent and unprincipled police apparatus. It pretends to respect human rights. It pretends to prosecute no one. It pretends to fear nothing. It pretends to pretend nothing. Quote Right
Quote Left The government (is) extremely fond of amassing great quantities of statistics. These are raised to the nth degree, the cube roots are extracted, and the results are arranged into elaborate and impressive displays. What must be kept ever in mind, however, is that in every case, the figures are first put down by a village watchman, and he puts down anything he damn well pleases. Quote Right
Quote Left I gather, young man, that you wish to be a Member of Parliament. The first lesson that you must learn is, when I call for statistics about the rate of infant mortality, what I want is proof that fewer babies died when I was Prime Minister than when anyone else was Prime Minister. That is a political statistic. Quote Right
Quote Left We ask for no statistics of the killed, For nothing political impinges on... Quote Right
Quote Left A baseball fan has the digestive apparatus of a billy goat. He can, and does, devour any set of diamond statistics with insatiable appetite and then nuzzles hungrily for more. Quote Right
Quote Left Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. Quote Right
Quote Left Do we need to have 280 brands of breakfast cereal? No, probably not. But we have them for a reason - because some people like them. It's the same with baseball statistics. Quote Right
Quote Left Statistically, the probability of any of us being here is so small that you'd think the mere fact of existing would keep us all in contented dazzlement of surprise. Quote Right
Quote Left An unsophisticated forecaster uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts - for support rather than for illumination. Quote Right
Quote Left Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. Quote Right
Quote Left I could prove God statistically. Quote Right
Quote Left There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up, and the kind you make up. Quote Right
Quote Left Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything. Quote Right
Quote Left I could make out a good case for specially protecting men. It is time some attention was paid to vital statistics. More boys are born than gir... Quote Right
Quote Left Danny and I wrote 10 songs in seven days, which I thought might be close to the record until you probably look at some of the Beatles statistics. Quote Right
Quote Left Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable. Quote Right
Quote Left The purpose of the increase is to maintain buying power. The amount of the increase is set by the U.S. Congress and it's based on Department of Labor statistics, in particular, the consumer price index. Quote Right
Quote Left Statistics The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. Quote Right
Quote Left He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts -- for support rather than for illumination. Quote Right
Quote Left Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. Quote Right
Quote Left He used statistics the way a drunkard uses lampposts - for support, not illumination. Quote Right
Quote Left We've had eight new players on this team this year. I've been real happy with our leadership, especially from Brad Peterson (nine points on Saturday). He's sacrificed a lot of his personal statistics to make us a better team. A lot of our guys have done that. Quote Right
Quote Left Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable. Quote Right
Quote Left He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts — for support rather than illumination. Quote Right
Quote Left Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. Quote Right
Quote Left Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. Quote Right
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Member Quotes About Statistics

Quote Left statistics- is A Medium A Science, That Brings Past, To Present, And Future Considerations. Quote Right
Quote Left Suicide statistics are lists of rich, poor, and everything in between. In life everything that shines ain't gold. We'll be a stronger being if we live through it all to a point when we're better and feeling good. Strong again in what's right!! In the end like a new born baby and old person as one limping to the finish line....Enjoy!!!! Quote Right
Quote Left "Choose logistics over statistics and put some meaning back into your life". Quote Right

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