The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.

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Be able to analyze statistics, which can be used to support or undercut almost any argument.

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Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other days of the year put together. This proves, by the numbers left in stock, that one Fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so.

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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

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Because the regime is captive to its own lies, it must falsify everything. It falsifies the past. It falsifies the present, and it falsifies the future. It falsifies statistics. It pretends not to possess an omnipotent and unprincipled police apparatus. It pretends to respect human rights. It pretends to prosecute no one. It pretends to fear nothing. It pretends to pretend nothing.

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I gather, young man, that you wish to be a Member of Parliament. The first lesson that you must learn is, when I call for statistics about the rate of infant mortality, what I want is proof that fewer babies died when I was Prime Minister than when anyone else was Prime Minister. That is a political statistic.

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The government (is) extremely fond of amassing great quantities of statistics. These are raised to the nth degree, the cube roots are extracted, and the results are arranged into elaborate and impressive displays. What must be kept ever in mind, however, is that in every case, the figures are first put down by a village watchman, and he puts down anything he damn well pleases.

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A baseball fan has the digestive apparatus of a billy goat. He can, and does, devour any set of diamond statistics with insatiable appetite and then nuzzles hungrily for more.

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We ask for no statistics of the killed, For nothing political impinges on...

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Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment.

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Statistically, the probability of any of us being here is so small that you'd think the mere fact of existing would keep us all in contented dazzlement of surprise.

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Do we need to have 280 brands of breakfast cereal? No, probably not. But we have them for a reason - because some people like them. It's the same with baseball statistics.

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An unsophisticated forecaster uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts - for support rather than for illumination.

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I could prove God statistically.

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Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.

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There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up, and the kind you make up.

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I could make out a good case for specially protecting men. It is time some attention was paid to vital statistics. More boys are born than gir...

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Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.

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Statistics The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

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Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.

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Danny and I wrote 10 songs in seven days, which I thought might be close to the record until you probably look at some of the Beatles statistics.

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He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts -- for support rather than for illumination.

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The purpose of the increase is to maintain buying power. The amount of the increase is set by the U.S. Congress and it's based on Department of Labor statistics, in particular, the consumer price index.

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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

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He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts — for support rather than illumination.

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He used statistics the way a drunkard uses lampposts - for support, not illumination.

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We've had eight new players on this team this year. I've been real happy with our leadership, especially from Brad Peterson (nine points on Saturday). He's sacrificed a lot of his personal statistics to make us a better team. A lot of our guys have done that.

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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

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Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.

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