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Quote Left America believes in education the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. Quote Right
Quote Left A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. Quote Right
Quote Left America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. Quote Right
Quote Left Walking isn't a lost art -- one must, by some means, get to the garage. Quote Right
Quote Left Statistics The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. Quote Right
Quote Left Statistician A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. Quote Right
Quote Left You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth. Quote Right
Quote Left Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. Quote Right
Quote Left Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them. Quote Right
Quote Left The girl with a future avoids a man with a past. Quote Right

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