The basic Female body comes with the following accessories: garter belt, panty-girdle, crinoline, camisole, bustle, brassiere, stomacher, chemise, virgin zone, spike heels, nose ring, veil, kid gloves, fishnet stockings, fichu, bandeau, Merry Widow, weepers, chokers, barrettes, bangles, beads, lorgnette, feather boa, basic black, compact, Lycra stretch one-piece with modesty panel, designer peignoir, flannel nightie, lace teddy, bed, head.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
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I'm a hero with coward's legs.
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Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
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Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.
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A man once asked to shake hands with me, the greatest Englishman who ever lived. I replied, F**k off, I'm Irish.
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Contraceptives should be used on all conceivable occasions.
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There is a tower in the Emperor's palace called the Tower of Heroes: a black tower which rises high into the sky like a spike. At the summit of that tower hangs the Bell of Lost Souls. It is an ancient thing, massive as a building and adorned with dark runes, its peal like the scream of an anguished god. It is tolled but once when a great hero of the Imperium dies. Its wailing moan of grief lasts long and reaches the ears of millions, and its tones penetrate the unifying ether of humanity turning the thought of countless billions towards mankind's loss.
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Do you know what I like about the Irish team ? They are the only team to who come off at the end of the game and ask "Who won ?".
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Do you know what I like about the Irish team ? They are the only team to who come off at the end of the game and ask 'Who won ?'.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs
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So I missed the wedding, huh? I didn't get an invitation. What's up with that?
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You've really got to start hitting the books because it's no joke out here.
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A woman who is very secure in herself, what she's about, what she wants to do, who probably figures that she's a prize catch-sooner or later he's going to come around.
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Brothers and sisters, fighting is as natural as a white mans dialogue in a Spike Lee movie.
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If you think gas prices are high now, you are in for a real surprise, ... A spike of about 80 cents to what you currently have is very possible.
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