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Quote Left Oh, the humor! It's hysterical. And it's smart and goofy at the same time, kind of like a Neil Simon play or a Mel Brooks movie. I read it over and over again, and it changed me in the way of storytelling, seeing things differently. Quote Right
Quote Left Some people never say the words 'I love you' It's not their style to be so bold. Some people never say those words 'I love you' But, like a child, they're longing to be told. Quote Right
Quote Left It appears that the first intention of the Maker was to have men live on a strictly vegetarian diet. The very earliest periods of Jewish history are marked with humanitarian conduct towards the lower animal kingdom...It is clearly established that the ancient Hebrews knew and perhaps were the first among men to know, that animals feel and suffer pain. Quote Right
Quote Left And so, at the age of thirty, I had successively disgraced myself with three fine institutions, each of which had made me free of its full and rich resources, had trained me with skill and patience, and had shown me nothing but forbearance and charity when I failed in trust. Quote Right
Quote Left Bleak House is just the most astounding piece of work. There's huge, visionary poetry in it. Quote Right
Quote Left For your benefit, learn from our tragedy. It is not a written law that the next victims must be Jews. Quote Right
Quote Left A winter's day in a deep and dark December- I am alone, gazing from my window to the streets below on a freshly fallen silent shroud of snow, I am a rock, I am an island. I've built walls, a fortress deep and mighty that none may penetrate. I have no need of friendship, friendship causes pain. It's laughter and it's loving I disdain, I am a rock, I am an island. Don't talk of love- well, I've heard the word before, it's sleeping in my memory. I won't disturb the slumber of feelings that have died, if I never loved I never would have cried, I am a rock, I am an island. I have my books and my poetry to protect me. I am shielded in my armor. Hiding in my room, safe within my womb, I touch no one and no one touches me. I am a rock, I am an island. And a rock feels no pain and an island never cries. Quote Right
Quote Left Up a narrow flight of stairs In a narrow little room, As I lie upon my bed In the early evening gloom. Impaled on my wall My eyes can dimly see The pattern of my life And the puzzle that is me. From the moment of my birth To the instant of my death, There are patterns I must follow Just as I must breathe each breath. Like a rat in a maze The path before me lies, And the pattern never alters Until the rat dies. Quote Right
Quote Left I recently discovered that my name, Simon Renstrom, is an anagram for 'stern moronism'. Quote Right
Quote Left Art for art's sake, money for God's sake. Quote Right
Quote Left Carol the waitress, meet Simon the fag. Quote Right
Quote Left A cross between an aardvark and an albino rat. Quote Right
Quote Left Time is a monster that cannot be reasoned with. It responds like a snail to our patience and races like a gazelle when you are out of breath. Quote Right
Quote Left Shall not one line lament our forest race, Struck out for you from wild creation's face Freedom-the selfsame freedom you adore-Bade us defend our violated shore. Quote Right
Quote Left It was because of me. Rumors reached Inman that I had made a deal with Bob Dole whereby Dole would fill a paper sack full of doggie poo, set i... Quote Right
Quote Left Why we all love the PC: A program "Hard Disk LED v1.1", which simulates the light that tells you your harddrive is spinning, takes 1.2 MB zip-archived. Quote Right
Quote Left America loves the representation of its heroes to be not just larger than life, but stupendously, awesomely bigger than anything else. If blue whales built statues to each other they'd be smaller then these. Quote Right
Quote Left Don't listen to those who say, you taking too big a chance. Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor, and it would surely be rubbed out by today. Most important, don't listen when the little voice of fear inside you rears its ugly head and says. they all smarter than you out there. They're more talented, they're taller, blonder, prettier, luckier, and they have connections. I firmly believe that if you follow a path that interests you, not to the exclusion of love, sensitivity, and cooperation with others, but with the strength of conviction that you can move others by your own efforts, and do not make success or failure the criteria by which you live, the chances are you'll be a person worthy of your own respects. Quote Right
Quote Left Acts 1:13: When they arrived, they went upstairs to the room where they were staying. Those present were Peter, John, James and Andrew; Philip and Thomas, Bartholomew and Matthew; James son of Alphaeus and Simon the Zealot, and Judas son of James. (NIV)

And when they had entered [the city], they mounted [the stairs] to the upper room where they were [indefinitely] staying--Peter and John and James and Andrew; Philip and Thomas, Bartholomew and Matthew; James son of Alphaeus and Simon the Zealot, and Judas [son] of James. (AMP)

And when they were come in, they went up into an upper room, where abode both Peter, and James, and John, and Andrew, Philip, and Thomas, Bartholomew, and Matthew, James the son of Alphaeus, and Simon Zelotes, and Judas the brother of James. (KJV)

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Quote Left The result was that, if it happened to clear off after a cloudy evening, I frequently arose from my bed at any hour of the night or morning and walked two miles to the observatory to make some observation included in the programme. Quote Right
Quote Left Some years ago, writing about stage adaptations of fiction, I noted: Quote Right
Quote Left Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. Quote Right
Quote Left I am learning, as I make my way through my first continent, that it is remarkably easy to do things, and much more frightening to contemplate them. Quote Right
Quote Left What information consumes is rather obvious: it consumes the attention of its recipients. Hence, a wealth of information creates a poverty of attention and a need to allocate that attention efficiently among the overabundance of information sources that might consume it. Quote Right
Quote Left Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other. Quote Right
Quote Left The demonstration that no possible combination of known substances, known forms of machinery and known forms of force, can be united in a practical machine by which man shall fly long distances through the air, seems to the writer as complete as it is possible for the demonstration of any physical fact to be. Quote Right
Quote Left Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count. Quote Right
Quote Left It was a time of innocence, a time of confidences. Long ago it must be, I have a photograph, preserve your memory. Quote Right
Quote Left What we know is not much. What we don't know is enormous. Quote Right
Quote Left Improvisation is too good to leave to chance. Quote Right