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Några drinkrecept: SCREWDRIVER 17 cl Vodka 1 st Apelsinklyfta Häll vodkan i halsen och titta på apelsinklyftan GETING 17 cl Vodka 1 st Geting Skär getingen i delar, stoppa i vodkan och rör om VARGTASS 1 liter Vodka 1 st Lingon OBS! Om lingonet får ligga i för länge kan smaken lätt bli fruktig! TEQUILA SUNRISE 1 liter Tequila Drick tequilan. Slut ögonen. Vakna i sol/trapp-uppgången.

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Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef.

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What is the worst thing in the world? I'll tell you what. It's being strapped into a dark car playing very staticky country music on an AM station while slowly driving around and around the town. I myself would prefer death by screwdriver.

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Member Quotes About Screwdriver

A wise man once told me years ago the best thing for your prostrate is regular screwing. And I don’t mean with a screwdriver.

Go to Quote / Comment | Stark Hunter |