Dr. Evil The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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The idea that Sudan could buy and make use of extremely sophisticated nuclear technology is obviously a question mark.
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In a period when there were a lot of M&A heated activity they, by virtue of being in the penalty box, could not realistically look at anything because there would be a question mark as to whether you could really close any transaction in a reasonable time.
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A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know.
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Running is a big question mark that's there each and every day. It asks you, 'Are you going to be a wimp or are you going to be strong today?
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In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted.
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In all things it is a good idea to hang a question mark now and then on the things we have taken for granted.
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