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Quote Left Alyssa Jones: Why are we stopping? Holden McNeil: Because I can't take this Alyssa Jones: Can't take what? Holden McNeil: I love you Alyssa Jones: You love me? Holden McNeil: I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. But I had to say it. I just, I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't, I can't look into your eyes without feeling that, that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. And I know this will probably queer our friendship - no pun intended - but I had to say it, because I've never felt this way before, and I don't care. I like who I am because of it. And if bringing this to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But God, I just, I couldn't allow another day to go by without just getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down. And, you know, I'll accept that. But I know...I know that some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there is a moment of hesitation, then that means you feel something too. All I ask, please, is that you just, you just not dismiss that - and try to dwell in it for just ten seconds. Alyssa, there isn't another soul on this fucking planet who has ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it is there between you and me. You can't deny that. Even if, you know, even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that I'm forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me. Quote Right
Quote Left Wit is often concise and sparkling, compressed into an original pun or metaphor. Brevity is said to be its soul. Humor can be more leisurely, ... Quote Right
Quote Left This place is the Devil, or at least his principal residence, they call it the University, but any other appellation would have suited it much better, for study is the last pursuit of the society; the Master eats, drinks, and sleeps, the Fellows drink, dispute and pun, the employments of the undergraduates you will probably conjecture without my description. Quote Right
Quote Left A man who could make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket. Quote Right
Quote Left A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide. Quote Right
Quote Left A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for some propriety of felicity justifying the intrusion. Quote Right
Quote Left The women in his life no pun intended gave him a very broad view on humanity. Quote Right

Member Quotes About Pun

Quote Left The more exemption you make in law, the more impunity you permit in society. Law must never respect ranks or status. If it is applicable to one, it must be applicable to all Quote Right
Quote Left Words Hit Harder then Punches.. Quote Right
Quote Left Are you fully aware of the toxic words that you use? Do you have, any idea of the effect they have done? On someone? Do you realise, (Its obvious you don’t) that, that three second outburst, With those you have just cursed, Ripples through, An un-prepared mind. Insidiously punishing, The oblivious child. Quote Right
Quote Left Save your ass from cunning idiots. They are in the shape of Gurus, Mystics, Speakers, Pranksters, Punsters and Peer Faqeers. Quote Right
Quote Left Not forgiving the ones who asked for a forgiviness with such intentions of punishing them ain't a solution ,,you are bottling hate whilst they remain free from worries Quote Right
Quote Left A spider only seeks solace where its web may be spun freely. Quote Right
Quote Left Never have a heart to heart talk with a bully until after you've punched them in the face. Quote Right
Quote Left Punishment will be the foundation cream if you do makeups on life. Quote Right
Quote Left " Come on now, people have had it far worse than you" Her words cut right through me. Penetrating sharply through my skin, ripping through my veins. Puncturing my heart and tearing my soul. She detected my wounds, lacerating her way through my pain. Exposing deeper, bloody grazes. Bleeding, delayed healing. Quote Right
Quote Left "Where dead dogs lie, the hope is not to disturb or ever move him, for the fester that remains beneath is a truth unbearably sweet; but though all seems well, theres still the pungent smell of the end that justifies the means, flowers of justice where dead dogs lie." Quote Right
Quote Left I know what truth is, and i know you know what it is as well, and how it intervenes in the affairs of men. Between the both of us it seems like you'll be on the receiving end of punishment. Papa doesn't like when you mess with his children. Quote Right
Quote Left "My thoughts on capital punishment? Let me put it this way. To lose my freedom would be worse than death. That's just me though. I put too much value on freedom." Quote Right
Quote Left "Thank god!!! there is not any punishments for stealing other's heart... If it is there, then he should be punished daily for robbing mine!!" Quote Right
Quote Left I agree a person should be punished for their crimes, but I do not agree a person should be punished for their whole lives. Quote Right
Quote Left Reality punched me in the stomach and landed on my heart. Quote Right
Quote Left Grief becomes a black river that punches through our souls and breaches the dams of our hearts.That flows to our tears of sorrow and is shown to the world as our love. Quote Right
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Quote Left If you practice non-violence, you had better be PREPARED to block the punches. Quote Right
Quote Left You would never dream of punching someone you love, so if he or she does it's time to leave. They don't love you anymore!! Quote Right
Quote Left Never punish a fool for what he says, punish yourself for listening to him. Quote Right
Quote Left Consider poetic presentation. No words should loiter extraneously. No punctuation intrudes pointlessly. Quote Right