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Quote Left My mom and her parents had to leave because her brother had left a couple of years before and the government was really upset. They took away both my grandparents' jobs, so they couldn't make a living. They had to sell all their things. They weren't allowed to take more than $500 out of the country. Quote Right
Quote Left A Woman is home caring for her children! even if she can't. Trapped in this well-built trap, A Woman blames her mother for luring her into it, while ensuring that her own daughter never gets out; she recoils from the idea of sisterhood and doesn't believe women have friends, because it probably means something unnatural, and anyhow, A Woman is afraid of women. She's a male construct, and she's afraid women will deconstruct her. She's afraid of everything, because she can't change. Thighs forever thin and shining hair and shining teeth and she's my Mom, too, all seven percent of her. And she never grows old. Quote Right
Quote Left I gave up meat when I was twelve. One day I was cutting up a chicken for my mom, and I hit a tumor with the knife. There was [pus] and blood all over the place. That was enough for me. Quote Right
Quote Left What does good in bed mean to me? When I'm sick and I stay home from school propped up with lots of pillows watching TV and my mom brings me soup -- that's good in bed. Quote Right
Quote Left Why do you make fun of Mexicans? It better not be because you think they have such a high rate of illegal immigrants. I hate to break it to you but we didn't exactly enter this country lawfully. Your great-grandfather jumped off a boat and swam to the coast of Maine in the early 1900's. Yes, thats right honey, we're illegal immigrants too. Quote Right
Quote Left I used to scare the hell out of my mom when I was little, especially when I first started sleepwalking at three-years-old. Strange stuff. Quote Right
Quote Left If my mom reads that I'm grammatically incorrect I'll have hell to pay. Quote Right

Member Quotes About My Mom

Quote Left Luck is not an excuse for failure. If you can't see that, your generation, and the future generations are beyond saving. - me to my Mom. Quote Right
Quote Left My mom always told me to look at the bright side. As if I need cataracts. I'm already nearsighted. Quote Right
Quote Left When I was very young, I learned how to tie my shoes in a tight double knot, but I couldn't untie them. I tried and tried but to no avail. I was stubborn and didn't want to ask for help, but eventually, I had to ask my Mom or Dad to help me. And they did. It makes you wonder, who will untie the hard knots that humanity's responsible for? Quote Right
Quote Left i am sorry i am not here to see you, but im in my mommy cooking so i can join, ill be here soon clothed with clothes you brought me, so i wanted to say thank you for coming to cloth and feed me for my baby shower, love me and mommy Quote Right
Quote Left My momma said, "Baby don't you worry, it'll be alright. The past has a way or working itself out on its own. Don't live life always looking over you shoulder. Even though you may not be able to see what lies ahead, know them good times are a'comin. The only thing I want you to do is keep on keeping on, and believe tomorrow will turn out the way its supposed to; even if its not as you expected at first glance, one day you'll look back and say 'that's when everything changed for the better.'" Quote Right