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Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Alain van der Heide |

Here I stand and hesitate Should I piss or masturbate

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Toilet Graffiti |

If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Diogenes the Cynic (412 to 323 B C ) |

Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Dave Barry |

I'm glad I'm rated People's sexiest man alive, because now I can masturbate over my own picture and not feel guilty.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Collin Farrell |