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Quote Left There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. Quote Right
Quote Left I gave up meat when I was twelve. One day I was cutting up a chicken for my mom, and I hit a tumor with the knife. There was [pus] and blood all over the place. That was enough for me. Quote Right
Quote Left Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist -- it reduces him to his fighting weight. Quote Right
Quote Left About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment. Quote Right
Quote Left Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. Quote Right
Quote Left As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. Quote Right
Quote Left Like other occult techniques of divination, the statistical method has a private jargon deliberately contrived to obscure its methods from non-practitioners. Quote Right
Quote Left Josh Billings said, It is not only the most difficult thing to know oneself, but the most inconvenient one, too. Human beings have always employed an enormous variety of clever devices for running away from themselves, and the modern world is particularly rich in such stratagems. Quote Right
Quote Left It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient. Quote Right
Quote Left Whatever Josh allegedly did, I'm very shocked because Josh is a good kid. Since he's been with us, our relationship has been good. We didn't have any complaints from teachers or anything. Quote Right
Quote Left Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take. Quote Right
Quote Left After enlightenment, the laundry. Quote Right
Quote Left And then as it seems with a blink of an eye, My negative thoughts drift on by. It's taken but a moment to change a month of misery. And in that moment I remain, Inside myself the relief of pain. As the moment fades, my thoughts begin to quiver. A moment in time cannot live forever. Quote Right
Quote Left Don't take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail then you can let go when you want to. Quote Right
Quote Left As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand Quote Right
Quote Left Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot. Quote Right
Quote Left Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. Quote Right
Quote Left There are a lot of us that were on that 2003 team, so it's not like it's showing we know how to win. We've got to win games, we've got to score runs and we've got to pitch well. We need to get everybody back on track. It's nice to come back and score all these runs after the worst loss I've seen since I've been in Florida. It was nice. Quote Right
Quote Left The happiest time in a man's life is when he is in the red hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it. Quote Right
Quote Left We've got to get him more work. He's another switch-hitter and a solid receiver. It wouldn't be the worst thing for Josh to play more. Quote Right
Quote Left A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. Quote Right
Quote Left The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. Quote Right
Quote Left Charlotte has a great history with NASCAR and a great nexus there with all the teams. We wish them well and look forward to being there at the opening. Quote Right
Quote Left One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness. Quote Right
Quote Left It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those that we intend to commit. Quote Right
Quote Left As long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck we give the gods credit for. Quote Right
Quote Left I had a shirt when I was little, because I played so much basketball, that said, `When you're off, shoot until you're on.' You just keep fighting through it until you get back into the game. Quote Right
Quote Left We had some guys who had been starting and batting in different spots in the order. Jack made a shuffle and put some guys in different places. I think the credit goes to them for taking it and being upbeat about it. Any time there are changes, it can be tough on people's psyche. Quote Right
Quote Left There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorrows that never really happen to them. Quote Right
Quote Left When you compete and put that out there, it's going to breed some success. Quote Right
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