Captain Oveur Joey, do you like movies about gladiators
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Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
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Many a crown of wisdom is but the golden chamberpot of success, worn with pompous dignity.
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Here is my theory on this one. If you write things down, if there is a mystery and you try and explain it, once you've written it down for permanent, in due time, it'll be proven stupid.
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A genius is one who can do anything except make a living.
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For better or worse, MTV sort of bridges the whole country together almost like the BBC does in England. It's opened up everything so wide that it's possible for everyone to have different ideas.
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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing
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Stay with me; I want to be alone.
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they get up in the morning that's the best they're going to feel all day.
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