The hens they all cackle, the roosters all beg, But I will not hatch, I will not hatch. For I hear all the talk of pollution and war As the people all shout and the airplane roar, So I'm staying in here where it's safe and it's warm, And I WILL NOT HATCH
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When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
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Between the amateur and the professional...there is a difference not only in degree but in kind. The skillful man is, within the function of his skill, a different psychological organization...A tennis player or a watchmaker or an airplane pilot is an automatism but he is also criticism and wisdom.
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That's the interesting thing about becoming a father. Suddenly you universally have something in common with other people. I can be sitting next to a very straight, humorless businessman or stockbroker type on an airplane and we'll just start talking about kids. And that conversation last three or four hours.
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Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
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Define irony... a bunch of idiots dancing on an airplane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
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Jive Lady Just hang loose blood. She gonna handa your rebound on the med side.
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Ted Striker It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit.
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Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
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Of all the inventions that have helped to unify China perhaps the airplane is the most outstanding. Its ability to annihilate distance has been in direct proportion to its achievements in assisting to annihilate suspicion and misunderstanding among provincial officials far removed from one another or from the officials at the seat of government.
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You must know that in any moment a decision you make can change the course of your life forever: the very next person stand behind in line or sit next to on an airplane, the very next phone call you make or receive, the very next movie you see or book you read or page you turn could be the one single thing that causes the floodgates to open, and all of the things that you've been waiting for to fall into place.
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Elaine Dickinson There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane
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Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo
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This antenna allows you to track the satellites to bring the signal onto the airplane, but the real technology breakthrough has been using that same technology to bring the broadband data off the airplane.
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All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.
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Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue?
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Captain Oveur Joey, do you like movies about gladiators
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If we did not have such a thing as an airplane today, we would probably create something the size of N.A.S.A. to make one.
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More people die from falling airplane parts each year than from shark attacks.
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Little Girl No thanks, I take it black, like my men.
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There is a CD out entitled 'The Worst of Jefferson Airplane'. If you buy this, take it home, play it, and enjoy it, should you take it back and demand a refund?
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I was always afraid of dying. Always. It was my fear that made me learn everything I could about my airplane and my emergency equipment, and kept me flying respectful of my machine and always alert in the cockpit.
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Airplane Runway
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We have two tables on our airplane that are set up with the games.
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Airplane Hanger
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Rumack Yes I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
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When everything seems to be going against you, remember the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
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