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Quote Left Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Quote Right
Quote Left April comes like an idiot, babbling and strewing flowers. Quote Right
Quote Left Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? by Quote Right
Quote Left Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac? Quote Right
Quote Left Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five. Quote Right
Quote Left 'Out upon merry Christmas What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer... If I could work my will,' said Scrooge indignantly, 'every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should' Quote Right
Quote Left Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the Headless Monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes where prodded. Quote Right
Quote Left There is no one thoroughly despicable. We cannot descend much lower than an idiot; and an idiot has some advantages over a wise man. Quote Right
Quote Left The following passage is not for the general reader, but for the particular idiot who, because he lost a fortune in some crash, thinks he unde... Quote Right
Quote Left A man profits more by the sight of an idiot than by the orations of the learned. Quote Right
Quote Left Hardy went down to botanize in the swamp, while Meredith climbed towards the sun. Meredith became, at his best, a sort of daintily dressed Walt Whitman: Hardy became a sort of village atheist brooding and blaspheming over the village idiot. Quote Right
Quote Left The wise man speaks of what he sees, the idiot of what he hears. Quote Right
Quote Left An honest man may really love a pretty girl, but only an idiot marries her merely because she is pretty. Quote Right
Quote Left The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. Quote Right
Quote Left Matthew 5:22: But I tell you that anyone who is angry with a brother or sister will be subject to judgment. Again, anyone who says to a brother or sister, 'Raca,' is answerable to the Sanhedrin. And anyone who says, 'You fool!' will be in danger of the fire of hell. (NIV)

But I say to you that everyone who continues to be angry with his brother or harbors malice (enmity of heart) against him shall be liable to and unable to escape the punishment imposed by the court; and whoever speaks contemptuously and insultingly to his brother shall be liable to and unable to escape the punishment imposed by the Sanhedrin, and whoever says, You cursed fool! [You empty-headed idiot!] shall be liable to and unable to escape the hell (Gehenna) of fire. (AMP)

But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire. (KJV)

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Quote Left To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day To the last syllable of recorded time, And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. Quote Right
Quote Left We are in the process of creating what deserves to be called the idiot culture. Not an idiot sub-culture, which every society has bubbling beneath the surface and which can provide harmless fun; but the culture itself. For the first time, the weird and the stupid and the coarse are becoming our cultural norm, even our cultural ideal. Quote Right
Quote Left Man is an idiot. He doesn't know how to do anything without copying, without imitating, without plagiarizing, without aping. It might even have been that man invented generation by coitus after seeing the grasshopper copulate. Quote Right
Quote Left Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? Quote Right
Quote Left When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap. Quote Right
Quote Left If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it. Quote Right
Quote Left Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Quote Right
Quote Left Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most of those who persecuted him were hypocritical, Gore is shallow and weak, Bradley is an idealist, Bush Jr. a fool, and all of the independent candidates act like they're on drugs. Quote Right
Quote Left The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot. Quote Right
Quote Left What is grand is necessarily obscure to weak men. That which can be made explicit to the idiot is not worth my care. Quote Right
Quote Left Billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out. Quote Right
Quote Left Programming today is a race between software engineers stirring to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning. Quote Right
Quote Left To generalize is to be an idiot. To particularize is the alone distinction of merit. General knowledge are those knowledge that idiots possess. Quote Right
Quote Left The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot. Quote Right
Quote Left I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out. Quote Right
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Member Quotes About Idiot

Quote Left Those who believe to be more intelligent than the rest of us are mere idiots, and nearly blind. Quote Right
Quote Left Piffle fills the stubborn brains of idiots. They prefer sticking to their creed rather than attest their pervasiveness. Quote Right
Quote Left By writing a good story, some unsuspecting idiot just might happen to come across and read it, thus giving you a reason to write a good story as well as helping to eliminate the shocking amount of unsuspecting idiots on planet earth. Quote Right
Quote Left If we listen to the words of an idiot and we pay attention to what he says: we are more foolish than he is. Quote Right
Quote Left Perfection is the illusion of idiots! Quote Right
Quote Left There are no idiots; only those who regret ever feeling like one. - Chris Con 10/30/21 Quote Right
Quote Left Idiots are those who envy others' lifestyles as they cannot create a lifestyle of their own. Quote Right
Quote Left Any healthy person who willingly takes one of these new untested rushed profit making miracle China virus vaccines is a__insert sentence enhancer here__ idiot! Quote Right
Quote Left Save your ass from cunning idiots. They are in the shape of Gurus, Mystics, Speakers, Pranksters, Punsters and Peer Faqeers. Quote Right
Quote Left An idiot assesses the hinds.A wise assesses the kind. Quote Right
Quote Left Democrats, Republicans, it doesn't matter, be Americans, stop the idiotic chatter Quote Right
Quote Left I too want my name in a history book but not as an idiot! Quote Right
Quote Left An idiot will stare in water shamelessly to see the dirt. No, that is your face. Have hope in your person Quote Right
Quote Left Should vote for person who to we are willing to commit and not a complete idiot. Quote Right
Quote Left I know people are idiots, I don't know why they have to keep proving it Quote Right
Quote Left It is better to fancy self as an unrecognized genius rather than to be considered as a qualified idiot. Quote Right
Quote Left An intelligent man needs one instant to realize that he is not an idiot. An idiot needs an eternity to realize nothing at all. Quote Right

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