At one time or another I have insulted everybody, and I am proud of that. Folks, let me sum it up for you: I think religion is bad, and drugs are good. I think America causes cancer, longevity is less important than fun and young people should be discouraged from voting. I think stereotypes are true, abstinence is a pervsion, Bush’s lies are worse than Clinton’s and there is nothing sexy about being old or pregnant. I think 9-11 changed nothing, and if I had known the onset of war would add a hundred points on to Bush’s IQ, I would have started one. I think pornography stops rape, I think AIDS ribbons are stupid, and flag burning makes me feel patriotic. I think death is not the worst thing that can happen. I think people have too much self-esteem, and being drunk is funny. I think children are not innocent, God doesn’t write books, and Jesus wasn’t a republican. I am for mad cow disease, and against suing tobacco companies. I think girls hate each other, no doesn’t always mean no, you have to lie to stay married, women’s sports are boring, and the Olympics are gay. We’ll be on for another six weeks here on ABC…
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions.
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It's a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ every year.
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Emotional intelligence, more than any other factor, more than I.Q. or expertise, accounts for 85% to 90% of success at work... I.Q. is a threshold competence. You need it, but it doesn't make you a star. Emotional intelligence can.
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The invention of IQ did a great disservice to creativity in education. ... Individuality, personality, originality, are too precious to be meddled with by amateur psychiatrists whose patterns for a 'wholesome personality' are inevitably their own.
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A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
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I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew that my IQ had been damaged.
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Continuous excellent effort, not maximum strength or superior IQ, is thekey to unlocking your potential as an achiever.
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If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk it.
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Yeah, she's beautiful, but you can't find her IQ with a flashlight.
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When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in the oposite direction
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How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
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Half of humanity has an IQ of less than 100. Facts like that tend to draw things into sharp focus quickly.
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I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.
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