The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat.
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Flush twice.... It's a long way back to the tap.
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Scrawled in BIG ANGRY RED letters: 'I FUCKED your mother!!!'
neatly printed in small calm blue letters: 'Go home dad, you're drunk.'
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The Legend of 'Kilroy was here' was started inadvertently by a shipyard inspector during WWII named James J. Kilroy , who used the logo to indicate his inspection of riveting in the newly constructed troop ships was complete.
To the unfortunate troops outbound in those ships, however, he was a complete mystery ... all they knew for sure was that he had 'been there first'. As a joke, they began placing the graffiti wherever they (the US forces) landed, claiming it was already there when they arrived.
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Poor neighborhoods all look the same: run-down, graffiti covered, garbage strewn, crime-riddled etc. Affluent ones all look the same as well: clean, crime-free, big homes, expensive cars, manicured lawns. Why the hell then doesn't everyone vote like an affluent!
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A million flies can't be wrong - Eat shit.
Seen under it written in a different colour:
A billion humans can't be wrong - Don't eat shit
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Please do not throw cigarette butts into the urinals, as it makes them soggy and very hard to light
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Here I stand and hesitate Should I piss or masturbate
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Please don't throw cigarette butts on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
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JESUS LOVES YOU! ...but then again, so does Barney.
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We aim to please, so please aim.
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Here I sit broken-hearted, tried to shit but only farted
Later on I took a chance, tried to fart and shat in my pants!
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Burn as long as you live Let no one kill your light Burn so we all can see you Refuse being a living dead
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Profanity is the crutch of inarticulate motherf**ckers.
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My mother made me a lesbian'
Written below that in different handwriting:
'If I got her the right supplies, could she make me one too?
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If voting could change something, it would be illegal.
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Svårt är att leva, svårt är att dö
Svårt är att skita i meterdjup snö.
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Life is like a toilet it's always full of assholes
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We have talked to them and asked them to not have a subway car motif to write graffiti. This is not really art or expression. This is - let's be honest about what it is - it's trying to encourage people to do something that's not in anybody's interest.
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Due to management cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel will now be switched off.
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As you're reading what I've put, You are pissing on your foot
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The meek shall inherit the Earth - they're too weak to refuse.
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For refund, insert baby here.
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If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.
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Be careful -- Your family's future is in your hands.
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You don't buy the drink here, you only rent it
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Today is the first day of the rest of your life - celebrate now!
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Copulate for coexistence!
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Sky-diving: good til the last drop.
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Express lane: Five beers or less
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