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The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Jon Stewart |

Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Happy Gilmore |

It's a gentleman's game based on honesty. Still, we require that someone see the golfer hit the shot.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | James Bowen |

It's funny but the more I practice, the luckier I get.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Gary Player, golfer |

I am the toughest golfer mentally.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Tiger Woods |

He's part-time baseball player/basketball player/bowler/ golfer. I don't know about football.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Kenny Lofton |

One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of God’s existence.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Steve Aylett |

You know the world is going to end when the best rapper is white and the best golfer is black.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | The Tonight Show |