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Quote Left Happy During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records most time spent in the penalty box and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody. Quote Right
Quote Left Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass. Quote Right
Quote Left Happy You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact. Quote Right
Quote Left Everyone likes to think that in the past everything was so quaint, so charming. Neighbors knew each other. Kids didn't have sex. It's a freakin' fairy-tale. Life sucked then, too. It just sucked without indoor plumbing. Quote Right
Quote Left Shooter: You're in big trouble, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast! Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? Quote Right
Quote Left Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma. Quote Right
Quote Left Happy I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the wrost. You're very good-looking. I'm not very attractive. Quote Right
Quote Left The price is wrong, bitch. Quote Right
Quote Left You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?! Quote Right
Quote Left Happy If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass. Quote Right
Quote Left Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home Aren't you good enough for your home Answer me. Suck my white ass ball. Quote Right
Quote Left The Net interprets censorship as damage, and routes around it. Quote Right
Quote Left Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. Quote Right
Quote Left The only true source of politeness is consideration. Quote Right
Quote Left The Net interprets censorship as damage... and routes around it. Quote Right
Quote Left And slowdowns in the U.S. economy and the Asian regional economies, along with high oil prices, raise questions about fourth-quarter growth in Japan. Private demand is weak by any measure. Japanese exporters are complaining about the weak euro, and exports are beginning to slow. Quote Right
Quote Left Happy The price is wrong, bitch. Quote Right
Quote Left The dread of criticism is the death of genius. Quote Right
Quote Left Tears are the natural penalties of pleasure. It is a law that we should pay for all that we enjoy. Quote Right
Quote Left No more turning away from the weak and the weary. No more turning away from the coldness inside. Just a world that we all must share. It's not enough just to stand and stare. Is it only a dream that there'll be no more turning away. Quote Right
Quote Left Death is the only inescapable, unavoidable, sure thing. We are sentenced to die the day we're born. Quote Right

Book: Shattered Sighs