Gosh, I haven't seen that many fumbles by a Jets' quarterback since Joe Namath tried to kiss Suzy Kolber on an ESPN Sunday night game a couple years ago, ... The Chiefs played defense about as well as Suzy did �¢ Joe didn't get to first base, and neither did we. But we've got Chad on a strenuous hand-strengthening regimen: he's squeezing Charmin toilet paper 500 times a day.

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Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The color? Well, the home team wears white uniforms, and the visiting team wears gray.

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Ninety feet between home plate and first base may be the closest man has ever come to perfection.

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Progress always involves risk you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first base.

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It's just a matter of getting back, getting some ground balls, getting comfortable and just learning first base. It's not as easy as it looks.

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