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Quote Left I was walking down the street when this man hammering on his roof called me a paranoid little freak... In morse code. Quote Right
Quote Left When I was growing up, all my friends wanted to have sex with anything that moved. Why limit yourself, I told them. Quote Right
Quote Left Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. Quote Right
Quote Left I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. Quote Right
Quote Left At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote. Quote Right
Quote Left Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. Quote Right
Quote Left My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. Quote Right
Quote Left People come up to me and say, 'Emo, do people really come up to you?' Quote Right

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