Get Your Premium Membership

Famous Elayne Boosler Quotations

Best famous Elayne Boosler quotations. Find, read, and share the best famous quotations by Elayne Boosler. These are the most popular quotations and best examples of quotes by Elayne Boosler.

Post your quotes and then create memes or graphics from them.

Quote Left I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. Quote Right
Quote Left When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Quote Right
Quote Left Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix? Quote Right
Quote Left When the sun comes up, I have morals again. Quote Right