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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

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