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Quote Left Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. Quote Right
Quote Left If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. Quote Right
Quote Left The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. Quote Right
Quote Left If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur. Quote Right
Quote Left The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. Quote Right
Quote Left If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend Quote Right
Quote Left If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. Quote Right
Quote Left Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. Quote Right
Quote Left The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. Quote Right
Quote Left Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. Quote Right
Quote Left Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none. Quote Right
Quote Left Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties. Quote Right
Quote Left Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible Quote Right
Quote Left The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other choice. Quote Right
Quote Left The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others. Quote Right
Quote Left A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten. Quote Right
Quote Left Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. Quote Right
Quote Left A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. Quote Right
Quote Left The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools Quote Right
Quote Left Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own Quote Right
Quote Left If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. Quote Right
Quote Left The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball Quote Right
Quote Left More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. Quote Right
Quote Left Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own. Quote Right
Quote Left To err is human; to admit it, superhuman. Quote Right
Quote Left Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enought to know they were impossible. Quote Right
Quote Left What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living. Quote Right
Quote Left Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. Quote Right
Quote Left There are worse things than getting a call for the wrong number at 4 AM. It could be the right number. Quote Right