If it looks like shit, smells like shit, mail it to your enemy... he'll know what to do with it.

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Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.

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Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.

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As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven.

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Drive slow and enjoy the scenery -- drive fast and join the scenery.

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Conscience is the window of our spirit, evil is the curtain.

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Born a saint, die a sinner -- born a sinner, die a saint.

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Action cures fear, inaction creates terror.

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It's not a question of happiness, it's a requirement. Consider the alternative.

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Strong words are required for weak principles.

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Perfection is perfectly simple; fouling things up requires true skill.

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If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?

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To awake from death is to die in peace.

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Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.

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No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.

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The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.

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When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. -- they'll find something.

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Death is the final wake-up call.

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Born to be wild -- live to outgrow it.

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Seeing the light is a choice, not seeing the light is no choice.

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Remember only the good, the bad will never forget you.

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Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Die, search for meaning, search for meaning, search for meaning.

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Live to learn, learn to live, then teach others.

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Death is feared as birth is forgotten.

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Growing old is not growing up.

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To buy happiness is to sell soul.

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There is no bad in good.

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