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This place makes Mayberry look like a think tank.

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O.J. Simpson swears he is going to spend the rest of his life searching for the real killer. Apparently he thinks a caddy did it.

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We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.

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I have the distinction of speaking to you from one of the few countries that still has a communist party.

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After seven years of marriage, I'm sure of two things -- first, never wallpaper together, and second, you'll need two bathrooms.. both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.

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We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.

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