When Negroes are average, they fail, unless they are very, very lucky. Now, if you're average and white, honey, you can go far. Just look at Dan Quayle. If that boy was colored he'd be washing dishes somewhere.

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It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.

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It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.

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It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

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The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.
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It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago…

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Make no mistake about it: Operation Desert Storm truly was a victory of good over evil, of freedom over tyranny, of peace over war.

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I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.

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I pledge allegiance to the Christian flag, and to the Savior, for whose Kingdom it stands, one Savior, crucified, risen, and coming again, with life and liberty for all who believe.

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Vietnam is a jungle. You had jungle warfare. Kuwait, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, you have sand. [There is no need to worry about a protracted war because] from a historical basis, Middle East conflicts do not last a long time.

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People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.

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I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.

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Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here.

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Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.

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Let me just be very clear that the Republican Party will select a nominee that will beat Bill Clinton.

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Tobacco exports should be expanded aggressively because Americans are smoking less.

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We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.

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I couldn't help but be impressed by the magnitude of the earthquake.

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Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement.

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You do the policy, I'll do the politics.

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A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

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For NASA, space is still a high priority.
Science

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We should develop anti-satellite weapons because we could not have prevailed without them in 'Red Storm Rising'.

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Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor. It's the other way around. They never vote for us.

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I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
Stupid Quotes

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Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe.

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If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

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Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.

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When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.
Politics

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There is a potential 4-6 percentage point net gain for the President [George Bush] by replacing Dan Quayle on the ticket with someone of neutr...

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