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Quote Left In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife. Quote Right
Quote Left At one time or another I have insulted everybody, and I am proud of that. Folks, let me sum it up for you: I think religion is bad, and drugs are good. I think America causes cancer, longevity is less important than fun and young people should be discouraged from voting. I think stereotypes are true, abstinence is a pervsion, Bush’s lies are worse than Clinton’s and there is nothing sexy about being old or pregnant. I think 9-11 changed nothing, and if I had known the onset of war would add a hundred points on to Bush’s IQ, I would have started one. I think pornography stops rape, I think AIDS ribbons are stupid, and flag burning makes me feel patriotic. I think death is not the worst thing that can happen. I think people have too much self-esteem, and being drunk is funny. I think children are not innocent, God doesn’t write books, and Jesus wasn’t a republican. I am for mad cow disease, and against suing tobacco companies. I think girls hate each other, no doesn’t always mean no, you have to lie to stay married, women’s sports are boring, and the Olympics are gay. We’ll be on for another six weeks here on ABC… Quote Right
Quote Left Once people spend time with farm animals in a loving way ... a pig or cow or a little chicken or a turkey, they might find they relate with them the same way they relate with dogs and cats. People don't really think of them that way because they're on the plate. Why should they be food when other animals are pets? I would never eat my doggies. Quote Right
Quote Left Animals are being exploited in such an unbelievable way; it's not acceptable. PETA is trying to get your attention, and they're successful at it. ... If you talk to people who grew up on a farm, they'll tell you that they had an experience where they were taking care of a cow, and one day their parents took it away and killed it. It's a torturous experience for them, and that's when they became hard. People are taught to be grown-up or whatever, and that's dumb. That bond they had with that cow or chicken was real. Quote Right
Quote Left Family organization is broken and young animals are increasingly being denied a mother to turn to for comfort and for grooming. One of the saddest and most pathetic of farm practices - inevitable at the present time for the supply of dairy produce - is the separation of the calf from the cow at birth or soon after. Quote Right
Quote Left On a very cold, snowy Sunday in February, only the pastor and one farmer arrived at the village church. The pastor said, 'Well, I guess we won't have a service today.' The farmer replied: 'Heavens!, if even only one cow shows up at feeding time, I feed it.' Quote Right
Quote Left Most of the public lands in the West, and especially the Southwest, are what you might call cow burnt. Almost anywhere and everywhere you go in the American West you find hordes of [cows].... They are a pest and a plague. They pollute our springs and streams and rivers. They infest our canyons, valleys, meadows, and forests. They graze off the native bluestems and grama and bunch grasses, leaving behind jungles of prickly pear. They trample down the native forbs and shrubs and cacti. They spread the exotic cheatgrass, the Russian thistle, and the crested wheat grass. Weeds. Even when the cattle are not physically present, you see the dung and the flies and the mud and the dust and the general destruction. If you don't see it, you'll smell it. The whole American West stinks of cattle. Quote Right
Quote Left Never would it occur to a child that a sheep, a pig, a cow or a chicken was good to eat, while, like Milton's Adam, he would eagerly make a meal off fruits, nuts, thyme, mint, peas and broad beans which penetrate further and stimulate not only the appetite but other vague and deep nostalgias. We are closer to the Vegetable Kingdom than we know; is it not for man alone that mint, thyme, sage, and rosemary exhale crush me and eat me! -- for us that opium poppy, coffee-berry, tea-plant and vine perfect themselves? Their aim is to be absorbed by us, even if it can only be achieved by attaching themselves to roast mutton. Quote Right
Quote Left Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people see it as a healthy horse, pulling a sturdy wagon. Quote Right
Quote Left The world is a cow that is hard to milk,—life does not come so easy,—and oh, how thinly it is watered ere we get it! Quote Right
Quote Left The friendly cow all red and white, I love with all my heart: She gives me cream with all her might; to eat with apple tart. Quote Right
Quote Left 'I'm strongly against fur and all other forms of animal exploitation. I'm against the slaughter of any living being whether it was seal, cow, dog or some other animal.' Quote Right
Quote Left If happiness truly consisted of physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman; it would be, I think, an American cow. Quote Right
Quote Left I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk. Quote Right
Quote Left May those who oppose capital punishment for humans extend that protection to animals as well . May those who oppose germ and other biological warfare work to end the unconscious biological warfare unwittingly waged on those who eat animal products. Those who are prolife would logically become vegetarian. Those who are prochoice would not want to impose their wills upon the body of a cow, sheep or pig. Quote Right
Quote Left A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.' Quote Right
Quote Left Would you kill your pet dog or cat to eat it?  How about an animal you're not emotionally attached to?  Is the thought of slaughtering a cow or chicken or pig with your own hands too much to handle?  Instead, would hiring a hit-man to do the job give you enough distance from the emotional discomfort?  What animal did you put a contract out on for your supper last night?  Did you at least make sure that none went to waste and to take a moment to be grateful for its sacrifice? Quote Right
Quote Left Under Bill Ford Jr.'s leadership, there hasn't been one vehicle that's been a real cash cow. Now I think he's made his move, and he is going to be known from now on as Mr. Hybrid. If he is successful, he'll be a historic figure. Quote Right
Quote Left The friendly cow all red and white,
I love with all my heart:
She gives me cream with all her might;
to eat with apple tart.
Quote Right
Quote Left You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you can be in trouble Quote Right
Quote Left May those who oppose capital punishment for humans extend that protection to animals as well . May those who oppose germ and other biological warfare work to end the unconscious biological warfare unwittingly waged on those who eat animal products. Those who are pro-life would logically become vegetarian. Those who are pro-choice would not want to impose their wills upon the body of a cow, sheep or pig. Quote Right
Quote Left On a wagon bound for market lay a cow with 2 mournful eyes... lay a cow with 2 mournful eyes. (If one passes slaughterhouse trucks on Rt 80 bound for Manhattan or the slaughterhouses of S Phily, in winter, with the freezing wind from mountain passes ripping through the slats, one sees their noses pressed to the bars, and their sad and frightened eyes.) Quote Right
Quote Left Having the world's best idea will do you no good unless you act on it. People who want milk shouldn't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in hopes that a cow will back up to them. Quote Right
Quote Left For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. Quote Right
Quote Left That's one sad, unhappy, upset cow. She wants her baby. Bellowing for it, hunting for it. It's like grieving, mourning––not much written about it. People don't like to allow them thoughts or feelings. (referring to a reaction of a mother cow when her calf was taken from her) Quote Right
Quote Left Not having known anything better does not alleviate the suffering of the animal. Its fundamental desires remain and it is the frustration of those desires that is a great part of its suffering. There are so many examples: the dairy cow who is never allowed to raise her young, the battery hen who can never walk or stretch her wings, the sow who can never build a nest or root for food in the forest litter, etc. Eventually we frustrate the animal's most fundamental desire of all - to live. Quote Right
Quote Left You know, evil comes in many forms, be it a man-eating cow or Joseph Stalin. But you can't let the package hide the pudding. Evil is just plain bad! You don't cotton to it! You gotta smack it on the nose with the rolled up newspaper of goodness! Bad dog! Bad dog! Quote Right
Quote Left Intellectually, human beings and animals may be different, but it's pretty obvious that animals have a rich emotional life and that they feel joy and pain. It's easy to forget the connection between a hamburger and the cow it came from. But I forced myself to acknowledge the fact that every time I ate a hamburger, a cow had ceased to breathe and moo and walk around. Quote Right
Quote Left Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em' Quote Right
Quote Left You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you can be in trouble. Quote Right
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Member Quotes About Cow

Quote Left Coward people doesn't exist, just people that lacks of motivation or humour to do things. February 2020. Quote Right
Quote Left Acknowledging complexity of the problems we face should make us humble rather than naive, coward, or self-centered. Quote Right
Quote Left Horses are only knobble because they can run faster than cows. How fast would a horse run if they knew the risks of a broken leg? Quote Right
Quote Left When there's no escape from death,then it's a failure to be a coward Quote Right
Quote Left Fear competition and cowardness always shall chase after you. Quote Right
Quote Left Keep looking at the moon, never have seen a cow Quote Right
Quote Left if you really need milk then you cant milk a cow at a distance however animosity it is Quote Right
Quote Left Facebook, it's free cus it's brain free, vein and empty, empty like the cows arse it fell out off. Splat Facebook is shat. Quote Right
Quote Left But I am just a no-one, A wanderer amongst the cow dung Quote Right
Quote Left Taking risks will make you more brave. Play it safe all the time and you will be a coward. Quote Right
Quote Left A man who declines the challenges of a fool is not a coward but a wise one because he knows his victory over the others’ foolishness won’t give him any value at all. Quote Right
Quote Left "A wise man bravely dives into the sea of life to know firsthand the feel of water. A fool stays on dry land and cowardly proclaims- "The water is too wet!" Quote Right
Quote Left If a seagull poops on your head, Laugh. There is no other choice. If you step in dog poop Laugh again. There's still no other choice. Do I even need to mention cow poop? However if you step in human poop, Cry. It means you are just stupid! From book "What the Hell" by lin Stearns Quote Right
Quote Left so called marriage a hypocrisy but glorified one love is misunderstood questioned people don't love still together for arrangements such are cowards,spare the Hypocrisy,refuse to be the part of this ugly fantasy, surely there is real marriage in heaven somewhere based on faith and love like devotion Quote Right
Quote Left All cowards are courageous with words. And the courageous temperate in action. Quote Right