I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human with the soul of a clown, which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments.

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As the husband is, the wife is: thou art mated with a clown,

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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

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By blood a king, in heart a clown.

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They all laughed at Albert Einstein. They all laughed at Columbus. Unfortunately, they also all laughed at Bozo the Clown.

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Michael Bolton Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton. Samir You know there's nothing wrong with that name. Michael Bolton There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

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I remain just one thing, and one thing only -- and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.

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But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

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Like figures on an ancient clock, Warrior, or saint, or clown...

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Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky.

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I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown, like I amuse you? I make you laugh, like I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?

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There was nothing wrong with my name... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass-clown became famous and started winning Grammies.

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Blessed be the meek, for they shall inherit six feet of the earth.

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Virginity is in the lies of the beholder.

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They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

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What the banker sighs for, the meanest clown may have, - leisure and a quiet mind

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What we choose to call sanity is a big house where the mad have no mothers.

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Death eats up all things, both the young lamb and old sheep; and I have heard our parson say, death values a prince no more than a clown; all'...

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You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhoea.

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