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Quote Left Oh, fuck you! Fuck you, pal! There you go again trying to pass the buck. I'm the source of all your misery. Who closed the store to play hockey? Who closed the store to go to a wake? Who tried to win back his ex girlfriend without even discussing how he felt about it with his present girlfriend? 'I'm not even supposed to be here today.' You sound like an asshole! Jesus, nobody twisted your arm to be here today. You're here under your own volition. You like to think that the weight of the world rests on Dante's shoulders. Like this place would fall apart if Dante wasn't here. Christ, you overcompensate for what's basically a monkey's job. You push fucking buttons. Anybody can just waltz in here and do our jobs. You're so obsessed with making it seem so much more epic and important than it really is. You work at a convenience store, Dante! And badly, I might add! I work at a shitty video store, badly as well. That guy Jay's got it right, man. He's got no delusions about what he does. Us, we like to think that we're so much more advanced than the people that come in here everyday to buy paper, or, god forbid, cigarettes. Well, if we're so fucking advanced, what are we doing working here? Quote Right
Quote Left Whereas the degrees of rationality vary and some minds are distinguished over others, these clerks, if not convinced of what the Pasha has given them, must turn to their associates with the problem, and if all see an excess or shortcoming in the matter, then they should turn to the Pasha and present the requisite information. Quote Right
Quote Left The Landlord is a gentleman who does not earn his wealth. He has a host of agents and clerks that receive for him. He does not even take the trouble to spend his wealth. He has a host of people around him to do the actual spending. He never sees it until he comes to enjoy it. His sole function, his chief pride, is the stately consumption of wealth produced by others. Quote Right
Quote Left No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets. Quote Right
Quote Left No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets. Quote Right
Quote Left If you plan to shoplift, let us know. Quote Right
Quote Left 'Empire' had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All 'Jedi' had was a bunch of Muppets. Quote Right
Quote Left Washington is an endless series of mock palaces clearly built for clerks. Quote Right
Quote Left ...many men choose a wife amid the deft-fingered clerks in preference to the society misses. The woman clerk has studied the value of concentr... Quote Right
Quote Left You know there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you. Quote Right
Quote Left They got a lucky break. Yesterday they were just two German clerks. Today they're the honored dead. Quote Right
Quote Left Power first, or no leading class. In politics and trade, bruisers and pirates are of better promise than talkers and clerks. Quote Right
Quote Left This job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers. Quote Right

Member Quotes About Clerks

Quote Left True artists take risks with each of their works - while phonies collect bills for grocery clerks. Quote Right