I had my good looks, my blond hair, my height, build, and bullfighting school, I suppose I became one of the Village equivalents of an Eagle S...

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Here take this. Your lucky SCRUNCHIE? Yeah...it helped me pass spanish!! Thats because you gave Professer Montoya a lap dance after the final! yeah...LUCKILY!'

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Having money is rather like being a blond. It is more fun but not vital.

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I'm insecure about everything, because... I'm never going to look in the mirror and see this blond, blue-eyed girl. That is my idea of what I'd like to look like.

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She was what we used to call a suicide blond - dyed by her own hand

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collage is going to be just like High Scool! only funner!

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A blond in a red dress can do without introductions - but not without a bodyguard.

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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

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