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'I, on the other hand, have a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and three gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the Shit Kicked Out of Me.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Captain Edmund Blackadder |

You wouldn't recognize a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked upon a harpsichord singing 'Subtle Plans are Here Again.'

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Edmund Blackadder |

They say verbal insults hurt more then physical pain. They are of course wrong, as you will soon find out when I put this toasting fork in your head.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Blackadder |

'Life without you would be like a broken pencil.' 'How's that?' 'Completely pointless.'

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Blackadder Series II |