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Quote Left Clearly, some time ago makers and consumers of American junk food passed jointly through some kind of sensibility barrier in the endless quest for new taste sensations. Now they are a little like those desperate junkies who have tried every known drug and are finally reduced to mainlining toilet bowl cleanser in an effort to get still higher. Quote Right
Quote Left Germans are flummoxed by humor, the Swiss have no concept of fun, the Spanish think there is nothing at all ridiculous about eating dinner at midnight, and the Italians should never, ever have been let in on the invention of the motor car. Quote Right
Quote Left There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. Quote Right
Quote Left He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor. Quote Right
Quote Left There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready to see you, and you can't go home again. Quote Right