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Quote Left Oh, fuck you! Fuck you, pal! There you go again trying to pass the buck. I'm the source of all your misery. Who closed the store to play hockey? Who closed the store to go to a wake? Who tried to win back his ex girlfriend without even discussing how he felt about it with his present girlfriend? 'I'm not even supposed to be here today.' You sound like an asshole! Jesus, nobody twisted your arm to be here today. You're here under your own volition. You like to think that the weight of the world rests on Dante's shoulders. Like this place would fall apart if Dante wasn't here. Christ, you overcompensate for what's basically a monkey's job. You push fucking buttons. Anybody can just waltz in here and do our jobs. You're so obsessed with making it seem so much more epic and important than it really is. You work at a convenience store, Dante! And badly, I might add! I work at a shitty video store, badly as well. That guy Jay's got it right, man. He's got no delusions about what he does. Us, we like to think that we're so much more advanced than the people that come in here everyday to buy paper, or, god forbid, cigarettes. Well, if we're so fucking advanced, what are we doing working here? Quote Right
Quote Left Its not easy being a penis. I have a head I can't think with, an eye I can't see out of, I live with 2 nuts, my closest neighbor is an asshole, my best friend is a pussy and my owner beats me all the time. Quote Right
Quote Left A drug is neither moral nor immoral -- it's a chemical compound. The compound itself is not a menace to society until a human being treats it as if consumption bestowed a temporary license to act like an asshole. Quote Right
Quote Left Ricky Let's drop it. Let's ecks-nay on the becks-nay. Ig-pay atlin-lay. Bobby Will you ut-shay your outh-may Ricky Ayn-saying-ay Bobby I don't know, you're doing it wrong, I don't understand what the hell you're saying. Ricky Onch-pay oo-bay ... ay-bay ay-way Bobby Ut-shay your ace-fay, asshole-ay. Ricky Did you hear that Did you hear what he said Whadaya think of that Quote Right
Quote Left Jesus loves you! The rest of us think you're an asshole. Quote Right
Quote Left This site is a waste of time. Couldn't we just find these quotes in books? These quotes are chosen by some pompous asshole. Quote Right
Quote Left Dick is the saddest thing on the planet. It's got an eye that can't see, a head with no brain, and has 3 neighbours which 2 are nuts, while the other is an asshole. Quote Right
Quote Left Bottom line: there's a lot more to being a sociopath than being an asshole. Quote Right
Quote Left If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I would have farted. Quote Right
Quote Left Jesus loves you (but everyone else thinks you're an asshole) Quote Right

Member Quotes About Asshole

Quote Left If you don't want asshole, don't push the asshole button. Quote Right