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Quote Left Its not easy being a penis. I have a head I can't think with, an eye I can't see out of, I live with 2 nuts, my closest neighbor is an asshole, my best friend is a pussy and my owner beats me all the time. Quote Right
Quote Left Designing a one-of-a-kind t-shirt is a wonderful way for children to express their creativity and boost self esteem. The EASY-T KIT Easy-To-Be-Me Children's Art Contest gives children the chance to create something beautiful to share, and wear, with others. Quote Right
Quote Left Restraining Orders: Just another way of saying 'I love you' Quote Right
Quote Left Jesus loves you! The rest of us think you're an asshole. Quote Right
Quote Left Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. Quote Right
Quote Left I am not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings. Quote Right
Quote Left Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash! Quote Right
Quote Left If it ain't broke, take it apart, loose a few pieces, and it will be. Quote Right
Quote Left Will fuck for beer Quote Right
Quote Left Video games don't ruin kids. If Pac-Man ruined us as kids, we would all be running around in darkened rooms, eating magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music. Quote Right
Quote Left There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise. Quote Right
Quote Left Dear God: Why is there so much violence in schools? -A Concerned Student Dear Concerned Student: I'm not allowed in school. -God- Quote Right
Quote Left My sexual preference is 'often' Quote Right
Quote Left PESSIMISM: Every dark cloud has its silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it. Quote Right
Quote Left Support mental health or I'll kill you! Quote Right
Quote Left Spear Britney... Quote Right
Quote Left I said 'NO' to drugs! (but they just wouldn't listen) Quote Right
Quote Left T-shirt: My heart belongs to Daddy. . .and so do my credit cards! Quote Right
Quote Left $cd /pub $more beer Quote Right

Member Quotes About T-Shirt

Quote Left "It took four and a half hours, for my identical twin sister and I to agree on one t-shirt we would both wear." Quote Right