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Welcome to the great American two-career family and pass the aspirin please.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Anastasia Toufexis |

Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | M F K Fisher |

America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

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Elizabeth Taylor's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

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Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

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Member Quotes About Aspirin

- Horse, Winged * A symbol of the Aspiring Higher Mind "By the Winged Horse, Pegasus, the Ancients understood the intellect of the Truth by which Wisdom is Attained. By the hoofs of his feet, the experiences through which the natural intelligence comes" -Swedenborg

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"Out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks." The heart of this aspiring writer speaks of the goodness, love and kindness she learned from Jehovah. My deafness does not define me, but offers me the opportunity to encourage, inspire and help others.

Go to Quote / Comment | Mary Swingler |