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When an elderly woman was asked why she was standing in line to buy stamps from a teller when she could have used a stamp machine she replied: The machine won't ask me about my arthritis!

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Source Unknown |

The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, 'Mrs. Cohen, your check came back.' Mrs. Cohen answered, 'So did my arthritis!'

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Henny Youngman |

Trouble has no necessary connection with discouragement -- discouragement has a germ of its own, as different from trouble as arthritis is different from a stiff joint.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Source Unknown |

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Jack Benny |

Chronic Lyme causes arthritis, heart problems, stroke - even death.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Daryl Hall |