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Fools rush in and get the best seats.

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If most people said what's on their minds, they'd be speechless.

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You'll never get rid of a bad temper by losing it!

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It's a good idea to keep your words soft and sweet because you never know when you'll have to eat them.

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We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture polish is made from real lemons

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