Wildness. We're running out of it, even up in Alaska. People need to be reminded that the world is unsafe and unpredictable, and at a moment's notice, they could lose everything, like that. I do it to remind them that chaos is always out there, lurking beyond the horizon. That, plus, sometimes you have to do something bad, just to know you're alive.
|
Ed, we just witnessed a peaceful transition in government. Do you realize how miraculous that is...Today, tiny Cicely, Alaska, stood up and put another W in the win category for democracy.
|
The caribou love it. They rub against it and they have babies. There are more caribou in Alaska than you can shake a stick at.
|
A changing environment will affect Alaska more than any other state, because of our location. I'm not one though who would attribute it to being man-made.
|
A priest is sent to Alaska. A bishop goes up to visit one year later. The bishop asks, 'How do you like it up here?' The priest says, 'If it wasn't for my Rosary, and 2 martinis a day, I'd be lost. Bishop, would you like a martini?' 'Yes.' 'Rosary, get th
|
What the fuck-ass-fuck-of-a-bum-fuck-shithole town is this?
|
All this cold, modified Arctic air from the Gulf of Alaska is holding onto its character as it trucks on down, causing instability in the atmosphere and isolated thundershowers.
|
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
|